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Were you and Eva Green separated at birth or something?!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I SO HAPPY

people who reblog my selfies are my favourites.

watch scrappers on bbc1

that’s what the uk’s like

YOU CAN’T REPORT EX-WEATHER NICK

YOU CAN’T REPORT EX-WEATHER NICK

local news report

  • cancer/scotland (scottish cancer?)
  • organ donation (human interest [deceased child])
  • car factory is working again
  • ANT AND DEC AT THE GREAT NORTH RUN OMG
  • nice village is nice (third nicest in england ya kno)
  • football was on tonight
  • temperatures fall at night
  • there will also be weather tomorrow
  • HAHA THE NATIONAL WEATHER GUY IS CALLED NICK MILLER.
  • aww i wanted new girl’s nick miller. this guy is boring.

does anyone know how to exfoliate?

my cheekbones should be registered as lethal weapons

my cheekbones should be registered as lethal weapons